@loribuckmajor: Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news.
@loribuckmajor: Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg
@loribuckmajor: Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card.
@loribuckmajor: Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.
@loribuckmajor: After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
@loribuckmajor: Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane.