@lovejulieacafe: *Speed Dating*
Him: Do you have any hobbies?
Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard*
@lovejulieacafe: So UBER is not a dating app?
I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual.
@lovejulieacafe: I just opened an email from the vet wishing my dog a happy birthday.
I replied asking them to call her because she can't read.