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@lovejulieacafe : I have 2 words for you: Waffle. Pants. Also, I may be high from paint fumes.

@lovejulieacafe: This guy just told me I have beautiful eyes.

Well, he said they were pretty...

Ok, he said "Healthy & no change since your last visit."

@lovejulieacafe: *Speed Dating*

Him: Do you have any hobbies?

Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard*

@lovejulieacafe: So UBER is not a dating app?


I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual.

@lovejulieacafe: I just opened an email from the vet wishing my dog a happy birthday.

I replied asking them to call her because she can't read.