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@lynnbixenspan : I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?

@lynnbixenspan: Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?

@lynnbixenspan: Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life