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@lyric_intent : It's ok spider, everyone screams when I surprise them in the shower too

@lyric_intent: Peoples whose sliding closet doors never come off their tracks, what do you do with the rest of your dark magic?

@lyric_intent: It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced.