@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots
Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look
@macchiatonumb: *Guy tries giving me his phone number*
Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one
@macchiatonumb: *Me getting pulled over*
Me:license and registration please?
Guy police officer :I pulled u over..
Me:do u really want to argue with me?