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@mactx85 : Exercise makes you look better naked. But so does whiskey, it's your choice.

@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.

@mactx85: I really love sarcasm.
It's like punching people in the face but with words.