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@madamezooble : Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado.

@madamezooble: Next time someone knocks on your bathroom stall say "Sorry, I'm with a client."

@madamezooble: Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?