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@meganamram : It's hard for me to commit when everyone I love is 70% water

@meganamram: #InternationalWomensDay is just a holiday hallmark made up to sell more women

@meganamram: Anyone who didn't invent something in the 1400s was an idiot

@meganamram: Just saw a broken down food truck AKA A RESTAURANT

@meganamram: Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read

@meganamram: I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets

@meganamram: I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me"

@meganamram: How many days should i wait before i call my senator, i don't want to seem desperate

@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid