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@meganamram : What if the brown ones are just clear M&M's

@meganamram: The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing

@meganamram: What if all your muscles can taste but your tongue is the only one you usually put food on

@meganamram: "WELL ACTUALLY": a sequel to "LOVE ACTUALLY" about why it's problematic

@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss

@meganamram: I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie

@meganamram: It's hard for me to commit when everyone I love is 70% water

@meganamram: #InternationalWomensDay is just a holiday hallmark made up to sell more women

@meganamram: Anyone who didn't invent something in the 1400s was an idiot