@meganamram: #InternationalWomensDay is just a holiday hallmark made up to sell more women
@meganamram: Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read
@meganamram: I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me"
@meganamram: How many days should i wait before i call my senator, i don't want to seem desperate
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid