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Page of meganamram's best tweets

@meganamram : Just saw a broken down food truck AKA A RESTAURANT

@meganamram: Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read

@meganamram: I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets

@meganamram: I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me"

@meganamram: How many days should i wait before i call my senator, i don't want to seem desperate

@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid

@meganamram: Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff

@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school

@meganamram: When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies

@meganamram: Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone