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Page of meganamram's best tweets

@meganamram : How many days should i wait before i call my senator, i don't want to seem desperate

@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid

@meganamram: Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff

@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school

@meganamram: When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies

@meganamram: Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone

@meganamram: I've got a "bun" (baby) in the "oven" (oven)

@meganamram: Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves

@meganamram: Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460