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@miffedmim : I swear my husband thinks 90% of what I do as a stay home mom is walk around the house & hide his stuff *hides some stuff It's maybe 35%

@miffedmim: Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot
Vampire: sucks the life out of u
Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling
Child: all of the above

@miffedmim: [1994]
The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio.
Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.

@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.