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@missekay : Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.

@missekay: *decides to workout*

*lays on ground to do sit-up*

*find skittle on ground*

*eats it*

*takes nap*

@missekay: *watches soccer*

*watches soccer*

*watches soccer*

*watches soccer*

*has to pee*

*watches soccer*

*gets up to pee*

*misses goal*


@missekay: 'Two can play that game...'

-people who dont understand that's how games usually work

@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.

@missekay: The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.

@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

@missekay: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "supprt your local beaver" or maybe it said "support your local brewer" either way it's sound advice.