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@mommajessiec : My kids started calling me boss today, so now I have the painful task of figuring out which one I’m going to have to let go.

@mommajessiec: [at doctor’s office]

Nurse: You may get undressed now.

Me: [rips off tear away pants]

Nurse: Most people wait until I’m out of the room but okay.