@mommajessiec: Me: *hanging off a cliff*
Kids: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Me: Oh thank goodness! Kids, go get-
Kids: What’s for dinner?
@mommajessiec: Husband: You don’t need to wear makeup, babe.
Me: (dressed as a witch) Thanks.
@mommajessiec: Having another child is like finally learning how to juggle hacky sacks and someone throws in a bowling ball.
@mommajessiec: 8yo: Is it okay if Dylan comes over?
Me: Is he the one with the PS4?
Me: And motorized scooter?
Me: And trampoline?
8: Can you drive me to his house?
@mommajessiec: 6yo: I like my hair short and long. I want my hair to be short and long at the same time.
Me: *shows her a picture of a mullet*
6yo: Oh no.
@mommajessiec: Pro: My 3yo knows a little bit of Spanish.
Con: It’s the lyrics from Despacito.
@mommajessiec: Me, to 10yo: The first step in doing your math homework is *starts crying*