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@motrboatr : I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word.

@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.

@motrboatr: There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now.

@motrboatr: Thanks, but it's spelled "sexiest", not "sexist". Stupid woman.