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@notorious_stars : When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the "is"s to "was"s on their Wikipedia page?

@notorious_stars: I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses.

"Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "

@notorious_stars: My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them

@notorious_stars: Girlfriend: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Me: "Stop blaming the dresses.