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@nthonyswan : Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both.

@nthonyswan: Are rhetorical questions really necessary?

@nthonyswan: Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.