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@nuttywhippet : Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude

@nuttywhippet: I like Australian kisses.

They're just like French kisses but down under.

@nuttywhippet: Ancient Chinese proverb:

man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.

@nuttywhippet: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

@nuttywhippet: There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along.

@nuttywhippet: My uncle Paul does great bird impressions,

He eats worms.