@omically: [dentist chair]
*I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth*
*puts hand in my mouth*
@omically: "Gary give me the gun"
"I thought you had it"
"I TOLD you to bring it"
"who brought the getaway car?"
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@omically: Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay.
*looks at Xbox*
Thank you sir. You've changed my life.