@pdxjohnny99: I don't sign anything if they don't give me time to pretend to read it first.
@pdxjohnny99: DEATH STAR BARISTA: How do you want your coffee?
VADER: On the dark side.
DEATH STAR BARISTA: Debit? Cash?
VADER: Star bucks.
@pdxjohnny99: You gotta know when to tweet em
Know when to delete em
Know when to follow someone
Know when to run
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@pdxjohnny99: The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie.