@peeznuts: *pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself*
-Haha yea dude last night was craz-
*phone starts ringing*
@peeznuts: Child in a car: Strap them to the seat or you will be fined and jailed.
Bus full of children: They'll be fine just throw em in there.
@peeznuts: -Give it to me straight doc.
-You'll never walk again.
-Now give it to me gay.
-You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again.