@peteholmes: i bet all the girls say "i bet you say that to all the girls" to all the guys.
@peteholmes: train me.
the big fight.
i'm glad you trained me.
i'm glad i trained you.
@peteholmes: Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
@peteholmes: "Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven't seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat--OH DEAR GOD!!" - birth of an expression
@peteholmes: Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space.