@praisecheese: Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds.
You: I think you mean hedge funds.
*opens door to roomful of hedgehogs*
@praisecheese: For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.
@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"