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@praisecheese : This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat.

@praisecheese: Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds.
You: I think you mean hedge funds.
*opens door to roomful of hedgehogs*
Me: Nope.

@praisecheese: For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.

@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"