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Page of robfee's best tweets

@robfee : Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (2011) A bunch of adults trash a high school bc a noseless man thinks a child is better than him at magic

@robfee: If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.

@robfee: The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls

@robfee: Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.

@robfee: Fox News: Trump looks strong!
CNN: Hillary should get the win!
MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???

@robfee: There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."

@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.

@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.

@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.

@robfee: Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children