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@roxiqt : ONLINE BOYFRIEND: "Why do you have so many socks?" ME: [hiding my octopus tentacles while on webcam] "Haha, no reason. They are just fun to have."

@roxiqt: If you run out of pet names for your partner, just call them assorted baking ingredients: sugar, honey, cinnamon, vanilla, garlic powder, Montreal steak seasoning, butter, pumpkin.