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@ryangriffiths : I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".

@ryangriffiths: Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind.

@ryangriffiths: CAPS LOCK ON

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CAPS LOCK ON

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- Mr Miyagi [2014]

@ryangriffiths: People that say "The worst kind of cut is a paper cut" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before.

@ryangriffiths: My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK