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@s8n : Whoever said 'there's no rest for the wicked' was lying, we love sleep.

@s8n: You gotta love Jesus.
He's born, you get presents. He dies, you get chocolate.

@s8n: *watches the ring*
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3

@s8n: That explains alot

@s8n: If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend