@salamingia: "Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take?
"Your trip will take 5 hours"
"Google, I have a child.
"Your trip will take 9 hours".
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@salamingia: Hi, is your resort child friendly?
Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation?
@salamingia: Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting?
Here, take this gasoline and matches.
@salamingia: Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!