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@sarahjoyshockey : Some people smoke cigarettes, drink, post too much on social media...I wait for a windy summer day, find a wedding in a park, show up and release thousands of sheets of paper, tripping after them down the aisle through the crowd wailing “my novel!! my novel!”

@sarahjoyshockey: I've already accomplished* so much today

*been afraid of a goose

@sarahjoyshockey: I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug