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@seanbgoneill : Me growing up in the countryside with a car: "it's literally insane that I have to drive 20 minutes to see a friend. I can't wait to move to a city" Me in a city: "okay, 78 minutes on three trains to see someone who lives 6 miles away, that seems fine"

@seanbgoneill: Just looked at a beautiful pink sunset and thought, "God I love London", then remembered there is a sky everywhere and I'm paying half my salary to sleep 2 feet from my drying clothes