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@secondofhername : Why there can't be an Indian Breaking Bad.
@secondofhername: Lawyer: As My Lord knows,...
Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel.
Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...
@secondofhername: Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.
@secondofhername: The answer is funnier than the question
@secondofhername: The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*
@secondofhername: *Cinderella drops her glass slipper*
Prince: I have a girlfriend.
@secondofhername: What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?
You have a shot with a pool table.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
@secondofhername: You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves.
@secondofhername: Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use.