@senderblock23: If you smell something bad never ask what it is. Someone could say it is your upper lip. There is no known comeback for this
@senderblock23: (commercial for drugs)
Man: Nothing is working out in my life
VO: Have you tried drugs?
Man: (startled) Who said that
@senderblock23: [someone reading a beautiful poem in german]
ME: i have never been more frightened
@senderblock23: BAE: come over
ME: we live together im sitting right here
BAE: my parents arent home
ME: what is wrong with you
@senderblock23: If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.
@senderblock23: Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands.