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@shatty48 : Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.

@shatty48: Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself.

@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.

@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.