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@skwunt : Me: Hey kid what do you want for dinner?
8: Do you have cheese?
8: Do you have ham?
8: Do you have bread and mayo?
8: I want spaghetti
@skwunt: Told my British pal I wanted him to take me to pound town.
Well, we are at the dollar store if anyone needs anything.
@skwunt: Someone: Wow, you look nice today!
Me: Yeah, I haven’t done laundry in like a month *adjusts wedding gown*
@skwunt: ME: Hey kid, what do you want for dinner?
7: Do you have cheese?
7: Do you have ham?
7: Do you have bread and mayo?
7: I want spaghetti