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@skwunt : Me: Hey kid what do you want for dinner?

8: Do you have cheese?

Me: yes

8: Do you have ham?

Me: yes

8: Do you have bread and mayo?

Me: YES

8: I want spaghetti

@skwunt: Told my British pal I wanted him to take me to pound town.

Well, we are at the dollar store if anyone needs anything.

@skwunt: Someone: Wow, you look nice today!

Me: Yeah, I haven’t done laundry in like a month *adjusts wedding gown*

@skwunt: ME: Hey kid, what do you want for dinner?

7: Do you have cheese?

ME: yes

7: Do you have ham?

Me: yes

7: Do you have bread and mayo?

Me: YES

7: I want spaghetti