@sock_holliday: 'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later
@sock_holliday: The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history
@sock_holliday: [Doctor's Office]
Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live.
Me: What's the good news?
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week