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@sock_holliday : When I say books rule you say shhhh Librarian:... Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: awwww yeaaaah

@sock_holliday: 'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later

@sock_holliday: The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history

@sock_holliday: [Doctor's Office]

Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live.

Me: What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week