@sophielou: *Watching opening credits -The Winter Olympics in PyeongChang 2018*
Me: "How do you pronounce that?"
Daughter: (Heavy sigh & eye-roll) “OH.LIM.PIKS"
@sophielou: A group of us were talking about running a 5k; some are planning to power walk it, a few are going to jog at a slow pace and I thought I’m going to just skip the whole thing.
@sophielou: If you are ever out in public and you see misbehaved kids running around - start running with them it really brings the nonsense to a halt.
@sophielou: My shetland pony was all black and we called him Midnight. His sister was not quite as dark and her name was Eleven Thirty.
@sophielou: My aunt cuts her name & address label from magazines for fear of the legendary “saw your name & address on a magazine label” murderer