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@sophielou : My shetland pony was all black and we called him Midnight. His sister was not quite as dark and her name was Eleven Thirty.

@sophielou: My aunt cuts her name & address label from magazines for fear of the legendary “saw your name & address on a magazine label” murderer

@sophielou: Whenever I hear a helicopter I say "gotta go- there's my ride!"