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@stopbylater : I always have an elaborate flow chart on hand in case people ask me "What's the worst that can happen?"

@stopbylater: Call centre operator: "Sorry for the delay, bear with me ... "

Me: "Put the bear on, he probably knows more."

@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.