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@stopbylater : Call centre operator: "Sorry for the delay, bear with me ... " Me: "Put the bear on, he probably knows more."

@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.