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@suziqkelley : How did ppl describe the size of hail before the advent of sports?

@suziqkelley: I hate to cancel plans, but in all honesty, when I made them earlier I was younger & full of hope.

@suziqkelley: The past, the present & the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.