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@tararose711 : My 3yo's bedtime stories include: "Three-Hour Run-On Sentence," followed by, "Ask For a Drink 500 Times," and finally, "You Skipped a Page."

@tararose711: Pro tip: never tell a three-year-old that you're going to Disney unless you plan on leaving that very second.