@tealbluejay: Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@tealbluejay: Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat.
@tealbluejay: I touch myself when I think of you.
It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you.
@tealbluejay: My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am.