@travisauruss: MAN TO LIZARD: "SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN FLOORING SALES"
LIZARD: "IM MORE IN PROMOTION"
MAN: "WHAT DO YOU DO"
LIZARD: "I REP TILE"
@travisauruss: I think the closest I've come to playing romantic music at a girl's window is when I forgot to turn down "Eye Of The Tiger" at the drivethru
@travisauruss: Blood is thicker than water.
But maple syrup is thicker than blood.
So pancakes are more important than family.
I said it.