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@trayofcheese : I was never cast in grade school plays because I refused to do nude scenes.

@trayofcheese: The flight attendant has said “..and one in the rear” 3 times now and I’m Paul. I’m 12 years old.

@trayofcheese: Travel tip: If you’re gonna have a double Bloody Mary at the airport, remember to bring $17,000.