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@twylaredsun : I hate when I see an old person and then realize I went to high school with them.

@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job.

@twylaredsun: Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65.

@twylaredsun: Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell.

@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job