@upsidedowntrash: ME: [outlining corpse] I need other chalk
CHIEF: Just use white
M: Permission to speak freely
C: Go on
M: How can I draw the hair w/o yellow
@upsidedowntrash: [Shark Tank]
Me: [holding tiny top] It's called Blouses For Mouses™
CEO: The plural of mouse is mice.
M: Ok, Blice for Mice™ then whatever
@upsidedowntrash: You: *sneezes*
Me: [hears phrases incorrectly but appropriates them anyway] kazoo night.
@upsidedowntrash: Friend: Do you know karate?
Me: [wanting to sound cool but not overly cocky] I've heard of him.
@upsidedowntrash: [carrot slice falls on the floor]
Ah well I guess it's in the trash with you
[potato chip falls on the floor]
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.
@upsidedowntrash: WIFE: It's either me or th-
ME: He has name
WIFE: OR the goose.
ME: Say it.
ME: Say his name.
ME: Why won't you love Tom Honks
@upsidedowntrash: [God creating lizards]
God: How about a snake with arms and legs?
Snake: [trys to throw its arms up in disgust, but just remains very still]
@upsidedowntrash: Link: [plays 'Song of Time']
Zelda: No no that's all wrong! There's no E in that melody.
Link: [plays 'Song of Tim']