@weenbeans: *rubs temples*
security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!
@weenbeans: *barber hands me the mirror to check the back*
"Looks good!" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly
@weenbeans: will you marry me?
"OMG YES! I love you!!!"
*imagines typing only 4 characters for 'wife' instead of 'girlfriend' on Twitter*
I love you too
@weenbeans: me: "okay I might as well just say it..I love you"
girl dinosaur: "omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!"
@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.