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@yoopnative : "Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep." -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.

@yoopnative: My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet.
Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween.

@yoopnative: I'm broke but not "vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it" broke.

*more than twice.

@yoopnative: Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later