@senderblock23: *uses ipad as a phone* Hey look at me i'm a hobbit
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@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
@ParentNormal: Made a pact w/ my wife that if we’re 40 & kids haven’t stopped whining, we’ll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can’t find us