@senderblock23: *uses ipad as a phone* Hey look at me i'm a hobbit
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@ayyyyloser: How to handle a one night stand the next morning: 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it
@seamussaid: I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels
@jessokfine: [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?