@BadLuckBrian_18: Uses pic of car as profile pic. Gets hunted down by Decepticons.
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@NoTheOtherJohn: PILOT: This isn't funny, Ed. Let me in COPILOT: *over intercom* Hey everyone, who'd like to hear a passage from the captain's dream journal?
@McGrumpenstein: If I were on trial I would wear Crocs. The prosecutor would be all, like, “whoa, that dude’s been defending himself his whole life.”
@fanofhell: Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people