@marcusparkersol: Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now.
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@junejuly12: Him: Why do you always need the last word? Me: I don't. Him: Me: I don't really. Him: Me: I don't! And that's final. Him:
@bridger_w: If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, "I thought this was FAST food." The place will never recover from that mega burn