@marcusparkersol: Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now.
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@lovemydogduck: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
@TheBeerGuy73: *smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
@KayRants: I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember.