@marcusparkersol: Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now.
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@dyldonot: "any questions for Mr. deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?
@weinerdog4life: Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.