@WilliamAder: Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel.
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@BwanaChris: My ex : "Explain yourself" Me : "Yourself" is used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as the object of a preposition
@HairyJew4Life: My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other
@Underchilde: Some people have hauntingly good looks. Not you though, you’re just really scary looking.