@hughlaurie: Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.
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@robknepper: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.
@Jenny4ashley: Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway.
@BuckyIsotope: *tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER
@Reverend_Scott: DOG 911: what's your emer- DOG: MY HUMAN SAID "WALK" WHILE TALKING DOG 911: so? DOG: WE NEVER WENT FOR A WALK DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG