@hughlaurie: Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.
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@duplicitron: *returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would.
@GaryJanetti: I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?
@brianbowman73: *applies for million dollar grant to test scientific theory* What's your theory? That money can buy happiness.
@DanMentos: "So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What