@Curt__Burt: Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him
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@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@UnicornSyrup: WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single
@EricDumbTweets: I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
@internetluke: If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said "sorry to Bale on you" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest.