@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
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@weinerdog4life: Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat.
@heatherlou_: Why is aggravated murder a charge? There's never like a passive and calm relaxation murder.
@Mikecanrant: Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head.